Lude Generation

Here's a few I can think of...

I'm looking forward to my root canal work this afternoon...
Great, I'm having a prostate exam later this morning...
You can trust the EVRI driver to arrive bang-on time...
I prefer Pepsi over Coke any day...
I'm really impressed with the quality of the things I ordered from Temu...
Gareth Southgate knows what he's doing...
Let's go to Scunthorpe* this weekend...
Of course I can lend you a hundred quid...
I'm expecting the £2,000,000 share of the Nigerian prince's inheritance to be transferred to my account later today...
His twenty minute drum solo is the highlight of the gig...
Let's go to McDonald's as it's great value to eat there...
We won't be playing stuff from our new album tonight, we'll just stick to the hits you know and love...

(*I'm sure this list is endless)

Please feel free to add a few more of your favourites.

No-one has ever said:
5th gens look better than 4th gens

wurlycorner wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:45 pm

No-one has ever said:
5th gens look better than 4th gens

You're a brave man, Iain.

wurlycorner wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:45 pm

No-one has ever said:
5th gens look better than 4th gens

#BestGen

What about

My Honda has broken down.

Long standing joke with my next door neighbour. He owns a 2006 Astra VXR.

Always issues. Yesterday it was up on stands . Broken front driveshaft.

I always comment “ stick a Honda badge on it, and no more problems”

It makes him laugh!

"My BMW doesn't leak any oil."

Ratty has a large penis