How do I delete an account?

Lovedoctor · Post by **Lovedoctor** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:51 am

Sorry - humour of this prob exhausted but at least it is the right section

Post by **Merlin** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:53 am

Right section?

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:12 am

Lol a "How-to" of deleting accounts!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:32 am

Step 1: Locate "x" icon in top right of your browser, similar to this -

Step 2: Move mouse arrow to a position where it rests on said "x"

Step 3: Click left mouse button

Step 4: When using Internet Browser in the future, do not under any circumstances enter the web address of the forum.

It should be noted that Step 4 may be a a difficult process and we would recommend contacting a support group to assist in resisting temptation. Signing in as a guest or under a pseudonym will only end in tears before bedtime and you will regret your inability to let go. A support group may be able to appoint you a "leaving buddy", someone you can ring 24hrs a day/7days a week to talk to should you find it difficult to resist signing back in to read what has been said about you and to see if any one is actually missing you.

Under no circumstances must you make a post expressing your intentions of leaving the forum or make a public request to delete your account. This will be noted as an expression of insecurity and attention seeking and the relevant mocking will commence, thus making Step 4 impossible for you to commit to.

So in summary, if you are going to fuck off, then just fuck off, oh and don't forget to close the door on the way out.

Post by **Lude-dude** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:35 am

enter xhampster as alternate web address and begin to fap

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:39 am

Shiny wrote:Step 1: Locate "x" icon in top right of your browser, similar to this -

Step 2: Move mouse arrow to a position where it rests on said "x"

Step 3: Click left mouse button

Step 4: When using Internet Browser in the future, do not under any circumstances enter the web address of the forum.

It should be noted that Step 4 may be a a difficult process and we would recommend contacting a support group to assist in resisting temptation. Signing in as a guest or under a pseudonym will only end in tears before bedtime and you will regret your inability to let go. A support group may be able to appoint you a "leaving buddy", someone you can ring 24hrs a day/7days a week to talk to should you find it difficult to resist signing back in to read what has been said about you and to see if any one is actually missing you.

Under no circumstances must you make a post expressing your intentions of leaving the forum or make a public request to delete your account. This will be noted as an expression of insecurity and attention seeking and the relevant mocking will commence, thus making Step 4 impossible for you to commit to.

So in summary, if you are going to fuck off, then just fuck off, oh and don't forget to close the door on the way out.

And Sticky!

leefentonsheard · Post by **leefentonsheard** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:49 pm

that actually made me lol

mills · Post by **mills** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:06 pm

and you said this forum was boring

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:07 pm

You never phoned me. I could have given you support.

I could of helped you achieve step 4. No hope for you now, you must, by law, welcome any mockery with open arms.

You are also hereby banned from referring to "real life". Mocking is a way of Internet life and may not relate to real life. You must learn to disassociate one from the other and not get all in tiff because it may be likely that a comment made on the forum may not be representative of a comment that person may make in the real world.

If in Swindon, I will be happy to take you for a beer and call you any name you please. I am exempt from most forum laws, I'm a sarcastic cunt and a pervert in both the real world and the forum. Violence solves nothing, but alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:24 pm

shiny your a legend,

lee welcome back.

oh, lee.. how did you attach the trailer to your car btw.