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Post by simonc » Fri Jun 14, 2024 11:35 am

Here's a few I can think of...

I'm looking forward to my root canal work this afternoon...
Great, I'm having a prostate exam later this morning...
You can trust the EVRI driver to arrive bang-on time...
I prefer Pepsi over Coke any day...
I'm really impressed with the quality of the things I ordered from Temu...
Gareth Southgate knows what he's doing...
Let's go to Scunthorpe* this weekend...
Of course I can lend you a hundred quid...
I'm expecting the £2,000,000 share of the Nigerian prince's inheritance to be transferred to my account later today...
His twenty minute drum solo is the highlight of the gig...
Let's go to McDonald's as it's great value to eat there...
We won't be playing stuff from our new album tonight, we'll just stick to the hits you know and love...


(*I'm sure this list is endless)

Please feel free to add a few more of your favourites. :D
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Post by wurlycorner » Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:45 pm

No-one has ever said:
5th gens look better than 4th gens

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Post by simonc » Fri Jun 14, 2024 1:16 pm

wurlycorner wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:45 pm
No-one has ever said:
5th gens look better than 4th gens
You're a brave man, Iain.
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Post by Vtecmec » Fri Jun 14, 2024 2:27 pm

wurlycorner wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:45 pm
No-one has ever said:
5th gens look better than 4th gens
#BestGen ;)

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Post by nalla » Fri Jun 14, 2024 4:55 pm

What about

My Honda has broken down.

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Post by nalla » Fri Jun 14, 2024 4:59 pm

Long standing joke with my next door neighbour. He owns a 2006 Astra VXR.

Always issues. Yesterday it was up on stands . Broken front driveshaft.

I always comment “ stick a Honda badge on it, and no more problems”

It makes him laugh!

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Post by TitzonToast » Fri Jun 14, 2024 9:12 pm

"My BMW doesn't leak any oil."
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Post by simonc » Sat Jun 15, 2024 12:51 pm

I'm looking forward to the election debates on telly tonight...
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